Critic acclaimed "bestest coolest fella out there" Also "having the word 'HOMO' tattooed on [his] forehead would be less gay" -my friend Smetta
Anonymous asked: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
i remember once me and my dad were looking at the top meltdowns of the jerry springer show on youtube and on a special called “hot headed hookers” we saw my stepmother in a leopard thong owning this bitch and youd think my dad would be appalled but instead he said “thats why I love her” and if that isnt true love i dont know what is